Surfer
01. fun things to fuck
02. juice head
03. three on speed
04. new happy birthday song?
05. talking 'bout yo momma
06. party enema
07. can't get the stink out
08. go to work wasted
09. fuck da kids
10. whoa on the whoas
11. three shits on the wind
12. puke on cops
13. i gotta pee
14. totally fucked
FUN THINGS TO FUCK (IF YOU ARE A WINNER) (Haut de page)
Fun Things To Fuck
Fun Things To Fuck
Fuck a Ball Fuck my mom
Fuck that ass Fuck you all
Fun Things To Fuck
Fun Things To Fuck
Fuck yourself!
JUICE HEAD (Haut de page)
Another Day, Another Drink
I think your lifestyle is really fucking weak
You work out all day
Eat fast food
But the Carrot juice makes you feel good
Go back to gym to "burn it off"
what a wreck you are
I took piss on your SUV car
I can't stand these Juiceheads!
THREE ON SPEED (Haut de page)
Three on speed x 3
Runnin' 'round
Chasing people up and down
But can they tell
If they are people?
Speed is bliss
'Till you wake up
And face the day
It's all fucked up
Three on speed x 3
NEW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG? (Haut de page)
Happy birthday, you're not special
You're getting older and not much better
we don't want to embarrass you
That's why we're singing this song
So happy fucking birthday
You're not special x 3
TALKING 'BOUT YO MOMMA (Haut de page)
Yo momma makes me sneeze
Yo momma is a tease
My friends think she she's an easy lay
But that is not the thing that's wrong
The thing that's wrong is that I'm tired
Tired of having to look at your mom!
Your mom's a Slut, a slut, a slut slut slut slut sluuuuut
PARTY ENEMA (Haut de page)
Party time, I love today
The Government lost its main man
The man that sits atop us all
And Waits for each of us to fall
He sits back and laughs
when we fail
Cashing in on deals he makes
He is just as phony as all the fakes
CAN'T GET THE STINK OUT (Haut de page)
It's stuck in my life!
Your stink!
Your stink!
Your Stink!
Get it off me!
Your stink!
Your stink!
Your Stink!
AHHHHHHHH!
GO TO WORK WASTED (Haut de page)
Last night, Too much
Shoulda Quit, I'd had enough
My Wife is pissed, I feel like shit
But that is what I fucking get
My job is easy
It takes to effort
But when I get up
I get heavier
FUCK DA KIDS (Haut de page)
(This is about all you fuckers)
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck em!
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck em!
WHOA ON THE WHOAS (Haut de page)
Emo, What is that?
Quit saying whoa
You aren't the Beatles
You aren't good
Go back to where you came from
Before I puke
THREE SHITS TO THE WIND (Haut de page)
why even try
when I can quit
Step on out
And not give a flying shit
This is what I want
Not you
PUKE ON COPS (Haut de page)
Oink Oink
You've heard it before
They take over
And screw things up
Sure I'll turn to you piggy
If my house gets robbed
But let's leave it at that
Oink Oink
I GOTTA PEE (Haut de page)
Get outta my way!
Get outta my way!
I have a small bladder and I gotta pee
So if you don't want a mouth full of lemonade
Get outta my way!
Get outta my way!
Too late
Here is comes
You waited to long
Now take a swim
Sucker!
TOTALLY FUCKED (Haut de page)
The Record is over
we hope you enjoyed
Our 7 minutes
Of 14 songs
It took 2 hours to record
So don't complain if you get bored