I Heard they suck live



1) LINOLEUM
2) YOU'RE BLEEDING
3) MORON BROTHERS
4) PUNK GUY
5) BOB

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) LIFE 'O RILEY
7) YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL
8) NOTHING BUT A NIGHTMARE (sorta)
9) SOUL DOUBT
10) KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN
11) BEER BONG
12) TOGETHER ON THE STAND
13) NOWHERE
14) THE BREWS
15) BUGGLEY EYES


 

LINOLEUM

Possesions never meant anything to me
I'm not crazy,
well that's not true, I've got a band and a guitar
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor
That's right, I've got a floor
So what, so what, so what?
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes
Where everything important to me seems to fall right down my leg
and onto the floor
My closest friend linoleum
Linoleum
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
Metal meter in my hand
Sporting a pocket full of SHIT.
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin
Playing with a grin, singing G.B.H.
That's me on the back of the bus
That's me in the cell
That's me inside your head
That's me inside your head

YOU'RE BLEEDING

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing
A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me
You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky
Only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes
I understand the situation, but I can't
Seem to understand the motivations you once had
I recall a message I once left behind a screen
I was entranced, when you were never there for me
You're draining, you're draining me, I'm not a tub
What ever happened to the girl I used to hold?
I held in such a high regard
Where is the girl who had it all?
I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause
I used to feel so lucky
Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms
I knew from where it had been coming
You're bleeding, you're bleeding me, I can recall
The passions you once had, where did they go?
I knew a girl who had it all?
I knew a girl where did she go?

MORON BROTHERS

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers,
tattooed toes
They're idiots, losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won't miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't
scratch
Do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc.

They'll ink your face, tape your eyes closed
Tabasco's in your mouth,
there's mustard up your nose
When your head's shaved you'll think the worst has
passed
Just try to move your leg
they've put you in a cast, yeah
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister
..and your moma, and your father.

PUNK GUY

Crazier than GG, more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin's did, he jumps
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga
Not just he singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas
He was the burntest mother fucker I ever did see
Hell he was even more punk than me
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover of Maximum Rock N' Roll

BOB

He spent fifteen years getting loaded
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded
Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink?
The Doctor said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"
Bob said, "That's just the point,
I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else to pass the time."
Had someone shave his head
He got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town
They could get away
Putting around, as the trucks drive by
You could hear the mother fuckers go PUNK!
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin' in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
"Quit your drinkin', now's the time."
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends that feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kissin' ass and givin' head
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
Shobadaboo...
BOB!

LIFE 'O RILEY

I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
because I know that in my future days,
I'll have my lionshare

theres nothing that I like better
than getting something for nothing
some will tell you that nothing's for free
obviously they have not met me!

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life, the life of Riley.

you can have your cake and eat it too
and there's lots of free lunch for you
if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
Yeah, what, oh..uh...to do.

I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
because I know that in my future days,
I'll have my lionshare

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley

Jumpin, jumpin!

YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL

I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think

you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill

I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think

35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill

NOTHING BUT A NIGHTMARE (sorta)

What's the point of living
if you wanna die (x2)
What's the point of dying
if you'll die in bed
What's the point of living
if you wanna die.

EAST BAY
(I did my best)

Get out of my way,
can't you see I'm from East Bay?
I know Blatz, I'm down with E.B.U.
I bet I've got way more peircings than you

I just love this town,
my girlfriend wieghs 84 pounds
Just got a new method and I get in for free
She don't pay rent, neither do me.

When we go out tonight,
gotta get my hair just right
Lost a bet with jew insults (i think)
I'll take my picture with Murray Bowles

Gotta get those flyers out,
might get signed to lookout.
After that, I'll go far
My fame and fortune, DMR.
Rockcity news..

SOUL DOUBT

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles
Beneath my eyes are bluish black
There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to
Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt
I stick My head out of the window, it's closed
Instead of air, I get glass stuck in to my head
The city's sounding, and I can't seem to stop the pounding
Can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round ( X 2 )
Not sure what I am thinking about, I got soul doubt
A shameless display, wearing a smile full of pain
A frameless Erte, a painting without a signature
She's waiting for someone to save her
As I pass her by, I see Cinderella
She dosen't fit into the slipper
Like she fits in a bottle of liquor
There's no one to take her away
Her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me
The question is asked, Whatcha' gonna do for me?
I don't want nothin', just a connection
I gotta know what she's all about
Cause I know she's been there --
Soul doubt
I stick my head out of the window once again
This time I see a thousand faces all too clear
They wear the same expression, I've seen in my face
So many times, I know exactly how they feel
I know exactly how they feel
I know just what they think about
They've got soul doubt

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN

The white man call himself civilized
Cause he know how to take over
The white man come to pillage my village
Now he tell me I have to bend over

Oh yeah, kill all the white man

No I don't like the white man up in me
He rape all my people as he rape my country
Everything I love and cherish, he try to take away
We will be rid of him, soon come the day

Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man

BEER BONG

if I want some beer
I dont want to hear
about how I missed the show
because I drink too slow
so pass me the beer bong
it wont take very long
for me to put down
this torpedo to the ground
because drinking beer is to slow
beer bong is the way to go
to go to go
dont drink to slow!

TOGETHER ON THE STAND

I jack off with my left hand..
Together on the sand,
we walked hand in hand
On the beachfront, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my thumb up in her...(starble?)
Country music played on the radio
So I turned it off and we walked down
To the water, as I fucked your grandma's daughter
(that's your moma)
A wave swept us away
What a hoe..

NOWHERE

You can't believe the things you see and read
The Soviet threat
Our pseudo enemy
What's scaring me?
Our foreign policy
To make the world safe for business
Call it democracy

Our human nature, it's all the same
We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness
So stop the hate, open the iron gate
It's our destiny to make the cold war history

You think I give a shit
If you're an anarchist
You're at the bottom and,
We've all got to exist.
On this planet with nowhere to run
The millions of brainwashed must open their eyes
We are one

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

THE BREWS

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz
Goin' out to terrorize goyem
Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicks
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin'
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois
Orthopedic Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kickin' through your shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded brews
We got the might, psycho mashuganas
We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones
Chutspam driven, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat

BUGGLEY EYES

Did you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
Oh, did you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
You got so loaded, you thought that she
Was the most beautiful gal that you ever did see
Yeah, did you ever gone to sleep with Bo derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
Woke up in the morning, to your surprise
A got the melon and tube socks,
And buggley eyes
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?

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